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This is an interview done by Chuck Palahniuk as a lead up to his new book Snuff (info on snuff), a book exploring the nature of hardcore pornography.

I'm not sure what this thing he's interviewing (boy/girl/trannie/matt mcdonald?) is, but is very funny. I love the way subtilely takes the piss out of her:

Chuck: Cassie, you are undoubtedly the most famous woman in the world

My favourite part has to be:

Chuck: You've been such a pioneer. You starred in the all-singing, all-dancing, Chitty Chitty Gang Bang as well as The Importance of Balling Ernest and the very nostalgic Meet Me in St Louis. Cassie, what would you say your favourite project is that you've done over the years?

Cassie: I would have to go with Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, it allowed me the opportunity sing and dance and do some real acting as well as what I normally do.

My penis cried when I saw Cassie and heard what she's talking about. My sex drive has been diminished to zero.